onehundreddollars:

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

Oh hey, my dad.

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

#her royal highness the princess allison duchess of beacon hills

iloveyoubutnofuckingway:

dronemoan:

psa: i am not a mean person i’m actually really nice and i’m just really shy and i’m bad at talking to people but i promise if you talk to me i will talk to you. so um don’t be scared to talk to me? (but if you don’t talk to me i won’t talk to you because i’m scared of everything)

Literally me

if you sing high school musical songs with me theres a 602% chance i love you

if you sing high school musical songs with me theres a 602% chance i love you

My new wallet has owls on it. I’m that kind of asshole.

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

Fangirl Challenge: [5/10] Relationships » Ryan Atwood & Taylor Townsend
"Thank you, Taylor. You saved me."

cigarsandcoke:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.

These are now a thing that I own. 😍

No but actually I look wicked cute today.