it looks like i’m back to working saturdays and sundays again and i’m fucking pissed

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via finnhudson)



the thoughT Of memorizing the words to a new taylor swift album makes me want to turn into a firework and burst into tears 

just thinking about the next one makes me so emotional i could gag on my own feelings

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]


I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even with some muscular hottie who is her type while he had no luck and then he wanted to stop being open

it’s so funny and I’m so glad everyone piled onto him for it

it’s so good

it’s the best reddit post ever and i am so happy it happened to him

for anyone who wants to read it, it’s life-changing




This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out



What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money



your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell

my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell 


masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person